they’re already domesticated! all city pigeons are just feral domestics, you can just find a young one and take it home and if you give it proper care it will be as much of a pet as any fancy pigeon you can get from a breeder!
I will never not be delighted by the first English description of an opossum:
“An Opassom hath an head like a Swine, and a taile like a Rat, and is of the bignes of a Cat. Under her belly she hath a bagge, wherein she lodgeth, carrieth, and sucketh her young.”
Someone asked for my pronouns the other day, and nobody ever asks, so in a flustered moment of weakness I replied “Oh, I see you’ve sensed my queer energy”, like some kind of dungeon warlock
